The Real Deal with Payday Loans
The Attorney General of Arkansas has issued an ultimatum to the payday loan industry to pack up and head out, or face the wrath of the AGoA. Two thumbs up for the State stepping in.
If you’ve never had the pleasure of conducting a payday loan transaction yourself, let me tell you, the websites that discuss them don’t seem to do them justice. I mean, it’s one thing to hear “300%” interest, but that’s at an annualized rate. The “hard dollar” rate is much less, but still very painful… Kinda like the difference between being offed by a sharp machete and a rusty ice pick.
So here’s my recount of my one, and only, time that I dealt with these people. Mind you, I fully accept that my own stupidity got me into it, and if they weren’t there, I would have probably found another way to get the money, but alas, these people made it so easy for me to hang myself, why shop anywhere else?
It all started just like the rest of “poor” decisions start. I found myself in need of money. “Found myself”, because I wasn’t prepared, and in “need” of money, because I’m a guy, she was hot, and she was in dire financial need of assistance… So, as anyone else without a brain would do, in rides the financial white knight to bail her out…our poor, poor, sucker hero…
Not to delve into her problems, but she needed $500. She didn’t have a job, but that didn’t matter. She was hot. So, without cash myself, I headed on down to the local payday loan joint. Now, I’m not your average idiot. I DID shop around, because some offered the ability to not only hang myself today, but to easily hang myself in the future, by extending my loan… some didn’t offer such convenience. I finally found a place that would allow me to extend my loan, and started the process.
It was a somewhat easy signup process. They took the basic financial information from me, then started calling and verifying the information. I had my check stubs, my checking account statement, and because of my above average salary, I was offered something like $3000. Wow… that was easy. But I only needed $500, so that’s all I took.
Here’s how it works:
I wrote them checks… 6 checks. 5 for $100, one for $100+change.
Why “change”? Because the actual “loan” part of the transaction was a simple loan from some out of state bank for some real simple interest, like 8%.
Why the extra $100? Because the “fee” for taking the “loan” from the payday center was $20 per hundred borrowed (remember that ice pick?).
Why 6 checks? Because if you don’t pay it back, they have a better chance of getting some of the checks to go through than getting one, big, $600 check to go through. And if you can’t pay, you better shut down the account, cuz each bounced check makes your situation hurt more…
And unlike other loans with fixed periods for borrowing, this one was due on my next payday. 2 weeks away? Then your due date is two weeks away. However, I was getting paid in 3 days, so my due date was 3 days away.
So that hurt.
But anyways, I had $500. Off to save the lady in need…
Fast forward 3 days…
Now I needed $600 and some change to go pay back this $500 loan. I didn’t have it. I had about $200, but because of my oh-so-savvy upfront planning in selecting my executioner, I’ll be able to carry the loan over. So I go down and pay down $200 on my $600 loan. Carry on…
Nope.
I have to take out a new loan to pay off my old loan! That’s how it works around them parts.
So I give them $200 cash, and write them 5 checks. 4 for $100, 1 for $80+change. That’s right, new loan, new $20 per $100 borrowed. But hey! I got my original 6 checks back, and two more weeks to worry about it.
Have you been keeping track of the totals? So far, I’m in $180+change, on a $500 loan, for 3 days.
I think this continued one more time, netting me another $40 in “fees”, and then I finally paid it off.
As you can see, it’s quite a bit different than just saying “300% interest”…
So I was only out $220+change, on a loan of $500, to rescue a little hottie, who eventually sucked the life out of me…
A smarter man would have opted for the machete.
Edited for formatting because post by email sucks for me…
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